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Name:Daniel
Home: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
About Me: I used to believe that evolution was reasonable, that homosexuality was genetic, and that people became Christians because they couldn't deal with the 'reality' that this life was all there was. I used to believe, that if there was a heaven - I could get there by being good - and I used to think I was more or less a good person. I was wrong on all counts. One day I finally had my eyes opened and I saw that I was not going to go to heaven, but that I was certainly going to suffer the wrath of God for all my sin. I saw myself as a treasonous rebel at heart - I hated God for creating me just to send me to Hell - and I was wretched beyond my own comprehension. Into this spiritual vacuum Jesus Christ came and he opened my understanding - delivering me from God's wrath into God's grace. I was "saved" as an adult, and now my life is hid in Christ. I am by no means sinless, but by God's grace I am a repenting believer - a born again Christian.
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Daniel's posts are almost always pastoral and God centered. I appreciate and am challenged by them frequently. He has a great sense of humor as well. - Marc Heinrich
His posts are either funny or challenging. He is very friendly and nice. - Rose Cole
[He has] good posts, both the serious like this one, and the humorous like yesterday. [He is] the reason that I have restrained myself from making Canadian jokes in my posts. - C-Train
This post contains nothing that is of any use to me. What were you thinking? Anyway, it's probably the best I've read all day. - David Kjos
Daniel, nicely done and much more original than Frank the Turk. - Jonathan Moorhead
There are some people who are smart, deep, or funny. There are not very many people that are all 3. Daniel is one of those people. His opinion, insight and humor have kept me coming back to his blog since I first visited earlier this year. - Carla Rolfe
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The World Famous Word Verification Free Association Game #2 |
Since David Kjos can't seem to get enough of this, here is the second installment.
The rules are the same - look at your verification word, and use the letters (in order of appearance) as the first letters to each word in a sentence that speaks about some specific topic.
Today's topic is... "haiku". Good luck.Labels: fun and games, Silly, sillyness |
posted by Daniel @
11:27 AM
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hzajtxw: (5-7-5)
hollowing, zealous autumn's journey, tireless. Xanadu waiting.
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vvksofpi: (5-7-5)
veal, venison, kill something's fallen, perfectly idealistically.
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nqvhmy
Nathan quaked violently hearing mother yell.
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oxcius
occasionally, xeon collapses, callously insensitive, ultimately serendipitously.
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Jim - where is the haiku??
(a Japanese poem, three lines, five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the final)
btnscik:
bitter triangle! nonsensical shape! Crazy! Iscosceles kiss.
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mgaph
Never got into poetry. Pictures? Yes. Poetry? No.
My library is filled with nothing but coloring books. Cantcha tell?
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Sorry Daniel, I tried reading that Wikipedia link but just couldn't get into it.
Let's try again.
oexlhd
oxen elongate, xenogeneic languish digenetic deer
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digenetic? That doesn't start with an "h"?
;-)
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mark magph is a particularly difficult one to haiku...
Monergistically always graciously provides Hedonistically
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afwowhsm
a few warmongers ostentatiously went hence so menacingly
This is exceedingly difficult.
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oops, sleeping.
let's try again.
hauuxl
haughty antelope unfortunately utter xanthine libations
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David, I must admit - I like the haiku angle. I may make that part of the gig from now on.
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tejedf
Ticklish elephants Jumping exuberantly dreadfully funny
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otbby
ontological theories, batology brethren yodeling
EXCEEDINGLY difficult.
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That should have been battology, not batology, which is something else entirely. Sorry if I caused any confusion.
pohdsj
porcine odontists hirsute dermatologists saprostomous jerks
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Amazing Insight Zeitgeist Adjudicated Disallowable
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ythmji
Now where's the asprin for this nagging head-ache?
I'm going to go color in my books now. Yup, time to pick up my toys and go home...
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Okay, smart guy, try this one:
xnshyo
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xnshyo:
xenon? nobility? scientific heresy! yesterday's opus.
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vnpiwf
verily, nascent prodigies interpolate with fecundity
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I like that word fecundity.
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My Brain is hurting You are much smarter than me Um, I can't do this
(Lisa Nunley)
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kimmatz
Kindly instigate meticulous muttering; A total Zero
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dvmwhb
Doesn't vanity manifest wholeheartedly hollow behaviour?
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okay, one more (this is fun)
gezkpfyj
Gaining everything. Zero kills; plenty fulfills. Yokel justified.
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yqcafz
yesterday's quota carefully allocated fecundity zed
I know. It doesn't make sense, but I used "fecundity" again, and in conjunction with a Canadian word. That's got to be worth something.
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idwqojhe:
infinite darkness waiting quietly outside Just having enough.
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Over Verified Relishing Fecundity Use Each Offering
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Fecundity Lost Misplacing Sincerity Truth Doesn't Order
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So Reasonable Zeal With Xenophobia Us Fecund Doubtless
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udqcw
undesirable deleterious quasi cathartic wailing
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hsiffggq
Holy smokes! I foment flaming gallophobia, galling Québécois.
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bsurd
Bodacious salad Unrepeatability Really delightful
(This is a tissue of lies, by the way.)
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dbdftwyr
Don't be deceivéd. Foolish Thumbelina! Wee! Younger reduction.
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yztjgjfh
Yore, zeitgeist, timing Justifying garish jokes Funny histories
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bcgjeky
Bodacious cheeses! Grandiosely, joyously Eating Kraft. Yummy!
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xnfbw
Xylophobia Nihilistic forestry Barky woodenness
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qlidq
'questrians lacking individuality drive quarterhorses
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nzmqkleu
New Zealanders make quince kiwi liquor. Everyone upchucks.
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adfcf
Absolutement Diverticulitis feels Changeable. Floating!
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lahtu
Lackadaisical, apathetic, halfhearted— totally useless.
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vctqushp
Vicious carotene Thee quiet unsung solute Hip provitamin
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gjkvqotz
Giant Jovian Kaballist vies Quixotic Titan Zionist
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kdvlvwj
Kaballist Dummy Verisimilitudic Loon Vive! Wacky Joe
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For me it would be stumbling to remain. Adieu, adieu...
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Verisimilitudic?
fvwymk
Facundity vast, wailing yabadabadoo, muttering Koine.
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Only Verity Obvious Benevolence Just Incredulous
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Fecundity Quite Inimitable Balance Zoology Real
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cefqvton
Chalcedon, ergo fads qua vain theologies obfuscate nothing.
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hmvvxl
Hallelujah! My various vacillations 'xpiated, Lord!
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I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!
rtduwnjm
running through darkness uttering winsome nothings justify morning
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'xpiated? two points for cleverness.
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wyllon
Worsted yarmulke, luminous lederhosen— overtly natty.
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chldkpyg
Come hearing laughter delightful kindergarten playing youthful games
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well i can't stay away
kobskfo
Keffiyeh oogler Bedouin sartorial Khamsin fop owner
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yctfkxbz
You can titilate Fabricate kind xoana Baal zirconium
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nviau
Never vindicate Icky aspidochelone Unbelievable
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hhfkaht
Here, here! Freewoman! Kenspeckle abrogating Hoosegow tentative
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gotgru
going overboard terrible gastronomy rumination ugh
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wvdicgoq
Why venerate dogs? Inconsiderate cats get ornery quickly.
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alfdo
always limiting ferocious dialectics odoriferous
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vebjvcp
Very edible blueberry jelly vexes corpulent people.
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uwkyfnab
Unending weekend, kayaking, yelling, fishing, netting a bullhead.
—my Mrs.
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mnidiaaidfhgmh*
My name is David. I'm an addict. It's Daniel's fault. He got me hooked.
*Yes, I made that up. Addicts have no integrity.
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Hark Quarternary The Deathblow Hence Maybe Manifest
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Vast Realism Your Quite Capable Partner Quietly Vexes
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Perspicuity Emergent Games Of Language Nincompoop People
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syndbgyd:
Somebody younger, now doing better, growing yesterday's donuts
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David - your Mrs. has serious haiku chops. I mean, your haiku is formidable, but I see now it is only because you sit under a master.
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JD, wasn't that last one in Carson's book on the EC? If not, it should have been.
Daniel, my wife may not have my vocabulary, but she uses what she's got with great fecundity.
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dgafivzn
Dilettantes gazing at frescoes, ignorantly vain — Zealous nabobs.
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gsopmks
Gentlemen singing, oboes, playing mandolins, kazoo sonata.
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jzgbtle
jovial zealots gathering batismal troughs lite evangelism
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gntyqy
godly neophytes theological yammerings queerly yodeling
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bwtcp
Bad washerwoman Tetrahedronically Clean? Preposterous.
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hzajtxw: (5-7-5)
hollowing, zealous
autumn's journey, tireless.
Xanadu waiting.